Buggsy and Bennie: Great stuff, you just can't make it up. I betcha Vinnie has some great stories, I believe he was related in some way to Stevie. We all loved Stevie sometimes he'd give out a piece of hot ice and we'd put it water to watch it steam up. As far as Mr.Softee, we didn't make his life easy.
One hot summer day he came up by the handball courts and we made sure we were first on line and bought a few chocolate cones. While the Mr. Softee guy was busy with the other kids orders we smeared the windshield with the chocolate ice cream. It was melting on there real nice and puddling up on those wipers real good. The guy finally came to the drivers seat and couldn't see out the window and to make matters worse the idiot put on his wipers to smear it up even more.
As I said it was a hot day and that stuff started baking real good. Just another day in trenches and a victory notch for Stevie in the ice cream war.