Hitching the Seltzer Truck
Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 12:46 pm
I had posted this at the end of another thread, but I'm moving it to it's own because for some reason my fellow hitcher's name demands to crawl out of the back of my head and reveal himself, but he needs help from the website.
Like many of the other blocks in the neighborhood, the kids at the top of Taylor Ave. used to love to, how shall I say, take a free ride on the seltzer delivery truck. We'd hide between parked cars until the driver got back into his truck, then jump on the sides and back to "hitch" a ride. A group of us did that one time near my building at 1576 Taylor, and as the driver was making his turn onto Tremont, one of the side "passengers" lost his grip, did a back-flip and landed on his head cracking it open like a watermellon. I think Tremont might have still been cobblestone in parts at that time. Anyway my unfortunate friend fractured his skull and knocked himself out. The street was full of adults and sector cars in what seemed like seconds, and all of the free-riders took off like thieves in the night. As I dropped down the staircase into my safety zone of the alleys and basements, just before I disappeared from sight I heard a sixth floor neighbor scream from her window, "I saw you Eddie, and I'm telling your Dad what you did." I knew I was screwed, but I hid out in the basement as long as I could until my own hunger betrayed me, then I went home to one of the top ten beatings of my childhood.
Can anyone help me remember who fractured his skull on the corner of Taylor and Tremont? His diving style was very good, probably about a 9, or 9.5, his legs were straight and unbent, he kept his knees together and turned nicely in the air, but his entry was terrible, a COMPLETE ZERO!
Like many of the other blocks in the neighborhood, the kids at the top of Taylor Ave. used to love to, how shall I say, take a free ride on the seltzer delivery truck. We'd hide between parked cars until the driver got back into his truck, then jump on the sides and back to "hitch" a ride. A group of us did that one time near my building at 1576 Taylor, and as the driver was making his turn onto Tremont, one of the side "passengers" lost his grip, did a back-flip and landed on his head cracking it open like a watermellon. I think Tremont might have still been cobblestone in parts at that time. Anyway my unfortunate friend fractured his skull and knocked himself out. The street was full of adults and sector cars in what seemed like seconds, and all of the free-riders took off like thieves in the night. As I dropped down the staircase into my safety zone of the alleys and basements, just before I disappeared from sight I heard a sixth floor neighbor scream from her window, "I saw you Eddie, and I'm telling your Dad what you did." I knew I was screwed, but I hid out in the basement as long as I could until my own hunger betrayed me, then I went home to one of the top ten beatings of my childhood.
Can anyone help me remember who fractured his skull on the corner of Taylor and Tremont? His diving style was very good, probably about a 9, or 9.5, his legs were straight and unbent, he kept his knees together and turned nicely in the air, but his entry was terrible, a COMPLETE ZERO!